Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i think my cat just said my name.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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