Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
