How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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