Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
