just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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