The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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