I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Quick, to the slutcave!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
