This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Bring me that man meat
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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