shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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