did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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