he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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