Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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