what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
high people should be assigned attendants
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
