Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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