i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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