I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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