Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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