Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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