he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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