We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The air was thick with penises
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Shame - the story of my life.
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