NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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