VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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