at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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