dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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