Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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