As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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