wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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