If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
