i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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