What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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