Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Couch. On fire.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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