I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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