Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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