woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
