I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
