I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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