She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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