Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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