the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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