Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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