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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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