I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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