Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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