Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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