That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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