I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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