i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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