Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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