I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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