Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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