She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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