erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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