so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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