yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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