Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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