I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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