We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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