yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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