I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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