Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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